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Minimalist Black Cat Sweatshirt, Dapper Dressed Country Cat
Minimalist Black Cat Sweatshirt, Dapper Dressed Country Cat
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😾 Because sometimes your cat says it best.
This sarcastic cat hoodie features a no-nonsense feline with a deadpan stare and a crossed-paws pose that screams This hoodie is ideal for individuals with a strong sense of humor and a low tolerance for frivolity, making it an ideal choice for coffee runs, lazy days, or tactfully navigating social gatherings.
Printed on a cozy Gildan hoodie, it’s soft, warm, and just snarky enough to turn heads.
Available in sizes small to 5XL.
✔️ Original artwork by Floored By Art Studio
✔️ Gildan hoodie—50% cotton / 50% polyester
✔️ Front pouch pocket, matching drawcord, and roomy fit
✔️ Great gift for cat moms, introverts & sarcasm pros
✔️ Sizes S–5XL
❗ Return Policy: All hoodies are printed on demand and are not returnable. If there’s a print issue, send a photo —I’ll always make it right.
😼 Say what you’re thinking... without saying a word.








